Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
this hospital has no fireball
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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