I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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