he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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