They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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