In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I lost the right to judge tonight
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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