we have officially lost it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
