I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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