Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He kissed a someone with a penis
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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