He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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