And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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