fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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