Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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