You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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