I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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