i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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