What a fucking waste of an outfit
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
In other news, I just burned my penis
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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