i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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