I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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