I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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