Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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