I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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