I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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