the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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