I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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