Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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