remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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