Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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