just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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