I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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