On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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