Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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