Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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