Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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