I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
