Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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