To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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