My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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