is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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