I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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