Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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