Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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