Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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