when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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