i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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