Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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