dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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