I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.