Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs

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(681): View more from West Virginia

Where are I am going home with Ryan

(601): View more from Mississippi

I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it

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(303): View more from Colorado

True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back

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(502): View more from Kentucky

they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself

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(970): View more from Colorado

There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better

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(907): View more from Alaska

Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.

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(512): View more from Texas

Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.

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(226): View more from Ontario

Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.

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