im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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