i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
be right there i have to get my cape
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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