Me. At least after what I've been through.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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