also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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