Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
there's paper in my vomit.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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