Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
