Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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