is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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