ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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