Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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