You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Randomize