FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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