haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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