I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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