I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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