Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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