Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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